More poetry - Light Bite

An offering for #PromptMonday

Light Bite
Did you ever bite an apple and find a wriggly worm,or eat a ripe banana that made your tummy squirm?
Did you have to visit the dentist to have a crown repair,because you bit too hard on a pip from a juicy pair?
Did you order a salad in a café and share it with a caterpillar,or eat an avocado that tasted like Polyfilla?
Have you never learned the dangers of eating too much fruit?That with a surfeit of good things off to the loo you’ll shoot!
A brighter idea would seem to me to leave the evil fruit on the tree!©David L Atkinson June 2014