A Year of Happy Mondays – Parenthood, Part 2

Crazy kids

Because children are children, this week’s Monday smiles are ten more thing I never thought I’d say, but which are perfectly normal because of parenthood.

10. “The hula hoop is not a leash, and even if it was, you don’t drag your brother around by it.”

9. “Don’t squeeze your milk.”

8. “Mrs. Potato Head is probably the only woman on the planet who can’t be offended when people say she has junk in her trunk.”

7. “We don’t do ballet with hula hoops while we’re brushing our teeth.”

6. “Don’t point your fork at your face while you’re sneezing.”

5. “Yoda is not an appropriate toy to throw at the dinosaur on the ceiling.”

4. “Get your nose out of the door crack before it gets pinched off.”

3. “Honey, you can’t drink your milk through your ear.”

2. “Sweetheart, we don’t snuggle Daddy’s dirty socks while sucking our thumbs. Actually, just don’t snuggle Daddy’s dirty socks.”

1. “Buttercup, don’t eat the rocket.”

Happy Monday!

In the month of June, my family and I are moving! But I love you guys, so I’m giving away a surprise to one blog commenter. I don’t know what it will be (yet), but it will be fun, and it could be anything! (I’m thinking it might be related to THE HUSBAND GAMES.) Want to enter? Just comment on any blog that I post in the month of June. The more blogs you comment on, the more chances you have to win! Limit one entry per post, though feel free to comment as much as you wish! Full contest and giveaway rules here.