Pillow Talk

C'mon - really?


My human does not go to Target often so she avoids that odd disease that strikes other humans, where they go there for something and then come home with a bunch of other random stuff. But she had to go last week and I don’t know what she was looking for, but she came home with this neck pillow. She thought we cats might like it and want to curl up with it.


Dumb cat neck pillow, I dislike you


But she thought wrong! I hated it.


Boodie thinks it will give her cooties! Hey, that almost rhymes


Boodie did not like it either. We both sat there, hating on this cat neck pillow.


Cat Neck Pillow, you bore me!


I demanded that my human remove it from my sight! But instead she propped it up with the other pillows, hoping that somekitty would like it. And what do you know, she had a taker.


She should be embarrassed


I think she was embarrassed to be caught with it.


Why can't she hate it like a normal cat?


I guess this means we are stuck with it.
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Published on June 03, 2014 00:10
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