The Son of Dumb Sunny Jokes

Sunny asked Eile what time it was.

"7:37; why?"

"Well, it's the weirdest thing, but I've been asking people that all day, and each one's given me a different answer!"

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Eile comes into the foyer and finds Sunny painting it. And instead of overalls she's wearing a fur coat over a denim jacket!

"What's goin' on ya ditz?"

"I'm painting the foyer."

"I can see that, but why aren't you wearing any overalls?"

"Because the can's instructions clearly state: for best results put on two coats!"

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Eile and Sunny are sitting with Differel at a Royal fundraiser for deprived and disadvantaged Peers. All three are bored to tears as the Toastmaster drones on.

"I'm hungry," Sunny pouts.

"Sunny, shhhh!" says Eile.

"But why is he taking so long; when's he gonna do it?!"

"Do what?" Differel asks.

"He said he was gonna make some toast!"

"He's making a toast, ya ditz!" Eile replies.

"THEN GET THE TOASTER OUT ALREADY!!!!" Sunny shouts.

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January - Sunny took a new scarf back to store because it was too tight.

February - Sunny got fired from a pharmacy job for failing to print labels because the bottles wouldn't fit in the typewriter.

March - Sunny got excited because she finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months; the box said "2-4 years".

April - Sunny was trapped on an escalator for hours because the power went out.

May - Sunny tried to make Kool-Aid, but 8 cups of water wouldn't fit into those little packets.

June - Sunny tried to go water skiing, but couldn't find a lake with a slope.

July - Sunny lost a breast stroke swimming competition because the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms.

August - Sunny got locked out of her car in a rain storm; the car became swamped, because the top was down.

September - Sunny thought the capital of California is "C", right?

October - Sunny hates M & M's; they are so hard to peel.

November - Sunny baked a turkey for 4 1/2 days, because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 108.

December - Sunny couldn't call 911, because there's no "eleven" button on the phone.

What a year!!

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Not long after they first met, Eile took Sunny to a football game. After the game was over, she asked her how she liked it.

She replied: "Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight pants, but there is one thing I don't understand."

"What didn't you understand?"

"Well, at the beginning of the game, both teams flipped a quarter to see who would kick off first. Then the rest of the game everybody was yelling get the quarter back, get the quarter back, get the quarter back. I mean, what was all the fuss, it's just a quarter!?"