What can I do for you, Mr. . . . Tidwell?
I'll tell you what you can do for me. You can SHOW ME THE MONEY!
Pardon?
SHOW ME THE MONEY!
First things first, sir. TELL ME THE STORY! Better yet, get an agent and let him tell me the story.
I got an agent. He ain't worth a damn.
Who is it?
Name's Jerry Maguire.
Never heard of him.
Looks a little like Tom Cruise? Except Jerry can act.
The story?
It's my memoir. I'm a wide receiver for--
No one reads football fiction. I'm afraid--
Look, writers got a shelf life of te
Published on March 15, 2009 07:24