how to use a foul-mouthed twitter rant to your advantage

We're going to play a game here.

I need you to imagine you're a fading international cricketer.  Internationally you never really made it.  You have some fans, but in the end you couldn't cut it at the top of the game.

You had your moments though, and you aren't some no one cricketer. People know your name and cricket fans would notice you in a pub.

The body is giving up, and other than T20 games, cricket might be passing you by.

You've even started commentating when you are county or IPLing...