How not to travel on the Ghan

Some of you may recall our plans for 'The Bible on the Ghan' in March or April of 2011 - a moving seminar on the Ghan train in our own carriage from Adelaide to Darwin through the centre of Australia.

John Lyons passed this one on to me as to how we shouldn't take the journey, or perhaps as a reward for the lamest paper:

A teenage American tourist says he spent two hours clinging to the side of a long-distance train as it sped across the Australian outback in the night.

Chad Vance said he had to l