Is it warn-parkgoers-about-the-gays time already? Time flies when you're being denigrated.

Ah, summer. People start showing a little knee. White pants made wardrobe appearances. Sand and surf replace snow and ice. It's a time for cookouts, parades, and all kinds of outdoor shenanigans.

Oh, and of course anti-LGBT activists who make a point to "warn" people about LGBT people's patronage of a popular American theme park:

[American Family Association's One News Now]

Personally, I just can't believe it's here already! It feels like the "war on Christmas" was just last week.

But hey, if the...