Confessions competition shortlist – and win a copy of my book!

iPod Touch cake!

The 15 books comp will take a little while to find a winner because I need to make a spreadsheet – a spreadsheet! – for all the entries.

The iPod Touch competition has a shortlist of five entries and now it's your job to select a winner. Yes, yours! I've posted all five confessions/diary entries below and I'd like you to vote for the one you like the best.

But I'm not asking you to do it for nothing, oh no. What I'd like you to do is to leave your own embarrassing moments in...