Just when you thought NOM was done embarrassing itself in Oregon...

...the in-no-way-Oregon-based anti-gay group goes and does this:

[NOM]

"Can't you let anything go, John?" asks the exhausted neighbor who beat Eastman at Hungry Hungry Hippos back in 1968 and who has spent the past four decades entertaining the NOM lawyer's claims to have found new stipulations in the rules that vindicate his childhood failure to capture the most marbles.