Books ‘n Cozy Spots Book Reviews: SQUIRM: Virgin Captive of the Billionaire biker Tentacle Monster by Cari Silverwood

5Stars! 
Review of “SQUIRM: Virgin Captive of the Billionaire Biker Tentacle Monster”, by Cari Silverwood.

{purchased on Amazon}

Review by Jaycee, for Books ‘N Cozy Spots Reviews. www.Talonps.com

 

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A parody of everything great and weird in erotic romance that could be stuffed into one book without it exploding.

For some girls, one tentacle isn’t enough.

Having a bad day isn’t good but when Virginia Chaste has a bad day, she gets felt up by a tentacle monster. If it simply has to happen, let it at least be a billionaire and a hot biker.

Virginity isn’t all it’s cracked up to be and her search for the Holy Grail of Erotic Romance, the ten inch purple-headed schlong, may have finally borne fruit.

Yeehaw! Playing hide the tentacle has never been so much fun.(

 

 

 

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Totally brilliant and utterly hilarious. The parody to end all parodies. I’m not certain what bottle of tequila this concept came from, but it sure beats the worm!

One hundred stars for originality, one hundred stars for extreme belly laughs, and another hundred for hitting every trope–albeit, hitting below the belt–in one short story. Even if we readers did get robbed of the money shot at the end!

But those of us from the (potentially) demonic world of Canada truly appreciate the guffaw, eh?

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SQUIRM also received the folloing ratings:

 

HEAT FACTOR ~ 1 Flame

 

LAUGH FACTOR ~ Enough of those to wet yourself

 

TWIST FACTOR ~ Where to begin?

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