Monday Funnies

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Monday funnies – thanks to the Ape and to Jack Eason for these. I am that fool in number 7!

Originally posted on Chris The Story Reading Ape's Meet New (to me) Authors Blog:

The following funnies were contributed by my good friend and author JACK EASON

You can see his great blog by clicking HERE and read my feature article about him HERE :D

MURPHY’S OTHER 15 LAWS

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.

9. It is said that if you line up all the…

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