News Flash: Charlie Launches His First Box Set
OUT TODAY! A BRAND NEW BOX SET OF CHARLIE BRAY’S BOOKS
FOUR GREAT BOOKS IN ONE BOX SET
Enjoy this hilarious collection of Charlie Bray’s first four comedy books
OPEN HOUSE AT COVE CASTLE
A Tom Sharpe style look at a castle run by a dysfunctional family of aristocrats
A CASTLE ON ITS UPPERS
Cove Castle is skint and Lord Cove and his family face a life on the streets.
Watch out Lord Grantham and P.G.Wodehouse. This could happen to Downton Abbey and Blandings Castle, in the 21st century!
WHAT DOES COVE CASTLE DO?
It lowers its drawbridge to the Great Unwashed
ANY SIDE EFFECTS?
Not really. Unless you count squatting, bombings, a drug garden, a ghost’s revolt, art forgeries, smuggling and assassination attempts
It’s all here. You will not want to put this book down
WHAT OTHERS SEE AND SAY
‘Top novel, Tom Sharpe style, great characters, hard to put down’
Chris Tidy
‘Very reminiscent of early Tom Sharpe in style and tone’
Ninette Kelly
‘Has the feel of a modern Tom Sharpe. Laugh out loud funny.’
Gary Smailes, BubbleCow.
‘Lots of talent, a lovely easy to read writing style, a very good story.’
Lorraine Mace, The Writers Bureau
THE TROUBLE WITH CELEBRITY
Funny people, the famous. They inhabit a strange planet
Join Charlie as he takes a pop at this quirky world of the famous. Well, he’s got more reason than most to have a pop. He’s been knocked out by one, peed on by another and had to pull a gun on one of the Great Train Robbers. He also lost Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, got drunk with Keith Moon and ‘arrested’ John Lennon. Oh, and Charlie went to school with a mass-murderer. Always there to help others, Charlie’s even saved an old lady from a handbag swinging Lady Archer. Add that to one of your novels, Jeffrey!
CELEBRITIES SAY THE FUNNIEST THINGS
Did you know East Anglia was an African nation and that Sherlock Holmes invented toilets? It’s not and he didn’t, but a certain celebrity thought otherwise. Help Charlie unravel the weird mind of celebrity
THE FAMOUS AND THEIR TOYS
Learn who lands his own jet liner about ten yards from his front door, and who swims to his Ferrari via his indoor swimming pool
HOW DID PEPPA PIG CORRUPT A TWO YEAR OLD?
Find out how the wayward pig and a whole host of celebrities were caught behaving badly
CELEBRITY WARS
Why do famous stars throw phones at hotel staff and punches at toilet attendants? Some even grab testicles and bite noses off. Join Charlie as he names names, and see how the public are fighting back
SPECIAL NEEDS FOR SPECIAL PEOPLE
You’ll be amazed at the dressing room demands of some of your heroes. But don’t worry, Charlie’s got the answer. A perfectly designed dressing room for all, that doubles up as a green room
THE VILLAGE IDIOTS EBAY CLUB
A CLUB FOR QUIRKY PEOPLE
Quirky people buy quirky things – and Ebay is full of quirky things. DANGER ALERT! What if they can’t stop bidding? What if their lives become quirkier and quirkier as a result? TIME TO JOIN THE EBAY CLUB!
WEEKLY THERAPY
Every week a dozen or so Ebay idiots rock up to the Village Hall carrying an assorted array of nonsense, show it off to their peers and admit, often reluctantly, that they may, just may, have a problem. Here’s your chance to gatecrash a meeting and see if you agree.
THE VILLAGE IDIOTS CRUISE CLUB
Fancy a Mediterranean cruise with a difference? Are you Sure?
WELCOME ABOARD
Idiots do idiotic things, especially when cruising on the high seas
You’d be amazed at the fun to be had on a Mediterranean cruise, Life on the ocean waves ain’t what it used to be.
Cruising ain’t cruising unless it’s with the Village Idiots Cruise Club. Step aboard – You’ll love it.
You can download this Box Set now from Amazon.com and Amazon.co.uk
