What Is The Big Deal With Such A Water Wheel?

Water, water everywhere. All you humans stop and stare. Why is that? It is just liquid to the cat. Some gets on me and I just shake it off at my sea. Cassie hates it though. I guess I am not a typical cat at my show.

Water in a lake,
In things you bake,
Even in a park.
Seems to hit the mark.

Humans go down slides,
And other silly rides,
Just to get wet.
Sure confuses the pet.

Wasn't that done in the shower?
Why go down some big tower,
Or jump in a big pool?
I guess it beats dog drool.

You suck it back with glee,
Yeah, that is done by me.
But not with flavor this or that,
Or other things that make one fat.

Even add stuff to it,
To make it a hit.
Fluoride heads everywhere,
Just have to stop and stare.

Shoot it out of guns,
Sprinkle grass tons.
Wash a car too.
Doesn't rain do all of that for you?

Seems like a waste of time,
And money, if it costs a dime.
Can't you fake it like a mime?
Hmmm that could be a crime.

I have to mention too,
That what is there could be kinda eww.
For some just let in flow,
But I'm sure that you know.

Besides every drop of water on Earth,
Has done something of worth.
Every drop has come out of a person or animal too.
Doesn't that make you want to get a drink at your zoo?

At least there is one on which we can agree.
The beach, a giant litterbox by the sea.
Different reasons I suppose.
When you go, watch your toes.

Obsessed with water at your sea? Sea, get it from me? I crack myself up. Must have been something in my cup. Then you go and pollute it in mass. You humans sure are confusing to me little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.