"Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of..."

“Q: How many male novelists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: He lit a cigarette. His glass of whiskey lit a cigarette too. “I can only truly love my best friend,” he said, “but not in a gay way. Women wouldn’t understand it. They’re too gay.” Both of the cigarettes agreed.”

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Male Novelist Jokes (via The Toast)

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source for the thing I reblogged earlier!

NEVER OVER “The terrible sex had made him feel deeply interesting, like a murder victim.”

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OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY CLICK THE LINK

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This is one instance where you should read the comments. It just gets better!

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“The cocaine isn’t the point. The cocaine is a metaphor,” he explained wearily over the pile of cocaine. She folded her arms. She didn’t understand his cocaine. “Didn’t you read my manifesto?” The prostitute had read his manifesto. Why couldn’t she?

I’M SOBBING

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