My tweets

Thu, 13:17 : Ah, the internets: Come for the cat videos, stay for the constant outrage! Thu, 14:04 : Lovecraftian School Board Member Wants Madness Added To Curriculum http://t.co/YIbeio2Vh5 via @TheOnion Thu, 14:08 : My fellow authors: Surely you support both literacy & the idea of me dying in a Jedi robe as I walk for it! http://t.co/HxIXxtJG9H Thu, 15:12 : Who has an all purpose walking/running shoe that they swear by? Links, please! Thu, 15:43 : Let's get that Apple commercial version out of our heads, shall we? Pixies - Gigantic: http://t.co/87zOEoA9GS Thu, 16:25 : I think I can get a walk in right.... NOW! Thu, 17:59 : For those of you just joining us: I'm batshit crazy & I write about batshit crazy things... Thu, 19:50 : Here is a looped version of one of my favorite Final Fantasy IX pieces, The Place I'll Return to Someday http://t.co/yIFa2cuobh Thu, 20:00 : I can't seem to find my manual, but the standard practice internet protocol is rage first, read the article later, right? Fri, 02:38 : Dear babies: we will have to have a serious talk since I can't find the black remote to resume my Supernatural binge! #notshiny Fri, 03:26 : Remoteless and Supernaturalless, I concede the day and make for the Kingdom of Honk Shus... Nitey!