The Bride of Dumb Sunny Jokes

Sunny: Hah! Blondes have more fun! Take that!

Eile: Heh, yeah, but brunettes remember it the next day, yah ditz.

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Sunny turned on the computer and waited for it to start up. Finally it said, "Press any key to start." And she started to pound the desk in frustration.

Eile stuck her head into the office. "What's wrong?!"

"Where's the freakin' ANY key?!"

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Eile and Sunny walk into the lobby of a hotel, their arms loaded down with shopping bags. They walk up to the bank of elevators.

Eile: Call the elevator, would ya?

Sunny: Elevator? Elevator!

Eile: Not that way, ya ditz! Use yer finger.

Sunny [sticks her finger in her mouth]: Elevator! Elevator!

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Eile and Sunny are in a laundromat washing their clothes. Sunny sits in a chair, cutting her plaid skirt into pieces.

Eile: Why are you doin' that, ya bimbo?

Sunny: The detergent bottle clearly states not to mix your colors when washing!

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One day Sunny wakes up and tells Eile:

"I'm really sick and tired of people thinking I'm dumb!"

"Okay, but what can you do about it?"

"I'm gonna show them I'm not dumb, but I need your help, partner."

"Heh, yeah, sure, what's on yer mind?"

They cut Sunny's hair real short and dye it raven black. Then they go for a drive out in the country. As they pass a pasture, they see a flock of sheep, and Sunny makes Eile stop.

"Ooooo, those're so cute! I'm gonna ask the shepherd if I can have one!"

They get out and go up the shepherd. Sunny says:

"If I can guess how many sheep you have, may I have one of them?"

"Certainly Miss, take a stab at it."

"567."

The shepherd is dumbfounded.

"That's absolutely right, Miss!"

Eile jerks from surprise.

"You mean she's actually right?!"

Sunny looks at her with a triumphant smile.

"You see, I'm not dumb at all!"

The shepherd waves at the herd.

"Pick out your sheep, Miss."

Sunny finds a nice cute, fluffy one and she and Eile take it back to the car. Before they can drive off, however, the shepherd comes up to them.

"Fair's fair, Miss. If I guess what color your hair really is, may I have my dog back?"