Are You Trying To Speak A Little Greek?

Ever meet those nuts that can't say yes or no? They just say some crap thing at their show. I guess those words are too hard to say or maybe their brain gets zapped when they say them at their bay.

Words are grand,
Across the land.
Forget yes or no,
Away we go.

It was such fun,
Almost exactly done.
Kinda relevant too,
At least to you.

An amateur expert is at play.
That has to cause expert experts dismay.
A new classic in the making,
It is mine for the taking.

That was one bright night.
Dark yet there was light?
Made up by a butthead,
While lying in bed?

I like being a wise fool,
And at least I don't drool.
It it so terribly nice,
And well worth the price.

Has a tense calm come over you?
What are you to do?
Call me toll free.
I have a phone in a tree.

You have even odds.
Of reaching cats or cods?
We have to keep this equally diverse,
Or some people may curse.

Maybe I need to go to Greece,
Avoid this fighting for peace.
Might get caught half naked though,
Or half dressed at my sow.

Are you a big man child,
Out and about running wild?
Maybe modestly arrogant instead?
Think on what I said.

So is that a firm maybe?
Can I take that as a yes from thee?
A definite maybe you say?
So that is a no at play?

Get each oxymoron at my sea? Or did they fly over the head of thee? Isn't it fun when they give you such crap instead of a yes or no lap? I guess it beats a bunch of sass directed toward my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.