A Grand Unified Theory of Writers’ Desires

Writers write.

Those who write finish a manuscript.

Those who finish a manuscript want an agent.

Those who have an agent want a book deal.

Those who have a book deal want an even bigger book deal.

Those who have a big book deal want great reviews.

Those who have great reviews want huge sales.

Those who have huge sales want literary prizes.

Those who have literary prizes want movie adaptations.

Those who have book deals, reviews, sales, prizes, and movie adaptations want time to write.

Writers want time to write

Writers want time to write.

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