May 20 is the birthday of...Timothy Olyphant

He may be Timothy Olyphant to most, but to Cookieface and the Lady Biest he’s simply known as Lollypants. Mmmmm-mm. If you are not familiar with this gorgeous hunk of man-actor, go watch yourself an episode of Justified. Justified, as we all know, is very loosely based on a story by the late Leonard Elmore called Fire in the Hole, so if you wish to observe the birth of this god among men, you could always start there.