Second Only to Delighting a Member of the Goth Community

My secret hope is that the Nashville Goth community will come to love my book. That will delight the hell out of me. But what happened tonight was almost as good.

The Redheaded Kid came over and he was all "What have you  been up to?"

And I said, "I wrote a book."

"For real?"

"Yes, you should totally read it."

I hand him a copy.

"Oh my god! Is this a real thing? I love ghost stories! I'm going to read the shit out of this."

I'm a little sad I can't somehow use "I'm going to read the shit out of...