Listen, Captain Jack Sparrow. We need to talk.

​In the days immediately following WILD ONES's release, I did what I imagine many people with newly released books do: relentlessly Googled myself. I told myself I would not do this thing. That doing the thing would only lead to my sobs and pain. But of course I still did it because I'm a glutton for punishment and might be a little bit of a masochist and honestly, I just couldn't resist.


And, as predicted, I was immediately met with sites where my book was illegally uploaded.
Now, I'm not goin...