Friday Funnies

Many people hear voices when no one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.— Meg Chittenden 


Writing is pretty crummy on the nerves. — Paul Theroux


There are few things, apparently, more helpful to a writer than having once been a weird little kid. — Katherine Paterson 


When he was nine, he protested. "Everybody else in my class stays up until nine or ten o'clock," he ...