Dumb Sunny Jokes

Team Girl walk into a bar in Texas and order shots and beers. Only instead of pint mugs and shot glasses, they get gallon mugs and tumbler glasses. When they ask the bartender about this, his reply is:

"Why, everything's big in Texas, little ladies!"

So they sit at a table to enjoy their libation, but after a little while they start to get a wee bit tipsy. Sunny asks the bartender where the little girl's room is, and he replies:

"Down the hall and to the right."

She staggers down the hall, turns left, and falls into the pool next door.

As she flounders around, she yells out, "Don't flush the toilet!"

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If Team Girl fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?

Eile. Sunny would have to stop for directions.

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The cook asked Sunny if she wanted her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.

She replied, "Oh, six, please; I couldn't eat twelve!"

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Eile and Sunny are doing their laundry in a laundromat. Sunny takes the first load out of the washer, then strips herself naked.

Eile: "What the freakin' hell are you doin', ya bimbo?!"

Sunny blinks and points to a sign. "It clearly states, 'When the washer is finished, remove all your clothes.'"

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Sunny and Eile are sitting at a bar watching the 6 O'Clock News. It shows a man threatening to jump off a tall building.

Sunny: "I'll bet you 50 bucks he doesn't jump."

Eile: "Yer on, sucker!"

Unfortunately, he does jump, and Sunny gets the money out of her purse.

Eile: "Hey, I can't take yer money."

Sunny: "No, no, a bet's a bet."

Eile: "Yeah, but, I saw this earlier on the 5 O'Clock News."

Sunny: "So did I, but I didn't think he'd jump again!"

Eile: "Heh, in that case, yer buyin' the drinks, ya ditz."