Let's Discuss Kindle and I Will Refrain from Kicking Folks

This is not a dig at anyone here. You didn't know. Hell, I didn't know.

But, in the future, if you wish to discuss whether a Kindle version of someone's book exists, believe me this is the only way that conversation should go:

"Oh, hurray! You have a book! Is there going to be a Kindle edition?"

"Um… well… yeah… I…"

"Say no more. I happen to have three dozen rotten eggs and a full tank of gas. If you can find out who at Amazon needs their house egged, we are going."

That's it. Don't say how much y...