Random Thoughts on Every Episode of Mad Men

Some day, when I am older, I will be just like Sophia on the Golden Girls. I will say exactly what I am thinking in that exact moment. For now, I hold everything in and just post it on my blog. Here is what goes through my mind every time I watch Mad Men.

 Don Draper should have herpes.


 Does Jon Hamm get Botox to keep that bland face going.


 I hope to all that is holy that they are really drinking colored water.


 If they are actually drinking that much liquor, there would be mountains of puke on the set.


 They really do sew Joan into her dresses. I hope she doesn’t have IBS.


 She obviously didn’t breast feed.


 Why doesn’t Joan just marry Roger? He’s her baby daddy and it’s the 60’s.


 Plus, Roger is RICH.


 And he’s super sexy. Roger is WAY sexier than Don.


 Don is pretty and all, but Roger is funny. Funny wins. Always.


 And Roger has blue eyes. Brown eyes remind me of dried turds.


 Not that I study dried turds or anything.


 Why is Megan considered sexy?


 She has no ass.


 And she walks like her ass is trying to mug her crotch.


 Can’t they do some surgery to fix that?


 At least Betty has a shape.


 Even fat Betty was better than Megan.


 Who the hell is this Lou asshole? Get rid of him.


 I love Burt. He’s so fake Asian.


 Really? Just lighting up weed in the office, huh?


 Well, I guess they drink in the office.


 And have sex in the office.


 What possessed Peggy to screw Pete?


 He’s a walking enema.


 He brings out the worst shit in people.


 I want to live in Don and Megan’s California house, but without them.

Oh, the song is starting. It’s over already?

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