That Time Jess Visited Rachel in Paris

Jess: Here’s the primary memory I have of my trip in Paris visiting you. I GOT SCALPED. A FRENCH WOMAN NAMED SANDRENE SCALPED ME. Do you remember this?

Rachel: Of course I remember this! How old do you think we are?! That was only a couple of years ago. I remember that you were going to get your hair cut and I sent you into the salon with a piece of paper that said in French, “Please cut my hair and my bangs. Not too short.” Like you were a little kid with a note for the teacher that I would p...