It Is With Regret That I…

SAY GOODBYE FOR NOW TO FRED…

FRED IS SO NOT DEAD (PART 3)

If you haven’t read part one click here

Or part two click here

Myrtie bidding Fred a fond farewell! See her at the top there?

When Fred got halfway down the drive she jumped down and called, “Godspeed, my  stunning shelled-back stud of seduction!”

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To which Fred  paused to let her words float over him.

[image error]Myrtie races down the walk to catch a last glimpse of him. “I shall miss your concrete hands, feet and tongue! Well, maybe not your tongue as it’s kind of hard to swallow, but your other hard parts? I shall dream about them my reptilian stallion!”

*insert me thinking*

*here*

As I wonder about what the two of them were doing in the garden the last few days. Honey might have to take the hose to it. >.<

But when I saw how fast Fred made it across the lawn to the sidewalk, I had my answer. There’s only one thing that can make a slow guy move that fast. Fear of commitment after doing the nasty! Poor, sweet, Myrtie. The double D’s on her chest aren’t the only double D’s in her life. Dumped and soon to be disillusioned. Such a shame, I was thinking, until I turned and saw her eyeing him

  With lust in her eyes. Eek! She’s worse than I am.

So here’s what I’ve left for Honey on this.

Heheheh.

(Scroll down to see what Honey said when he saw the photo)

Riley

Honey, “He took the crop?”

LMAO!

That’s Honey…