Yeah, touch THIS!

I try. I really do. But when it comes to those ever-smaller and lighter devices that are meant to make my life easier, as game as I am, I always feel like I am in their service rather than the other way around. And it's starting to piss me off.

This is a distinctly Formerly condition, because we are just old enough not to have been raised with computers in the classroom or even mostly in the dormroom, yet just young enough to at least try to be fluent as adults if we want to make a living...