But It’s Really Red and Shiny!

A line from a recent news article:

"The Harvard Extension club has continuously urged critics to widen their understanding of satanic worship."

I will leave you, dear reader, to work out the logic of this…

BUT, while you are contemplating this, I guaranty that you will have an easier time widening your understanding if you just take a single bite of this really tasty apple…

That glitter isn't poison, it's sweet, honey-like dew.

Just take taste.