A dVerse Did You Know At My Show!

Today for dVerse the cat gives you a fact or two. Or maybe a few you knew. Did you know any of the ones below? It is okay if you get zero though.

200 million skittles are made every day.
Who the heck counted that many, I say.
Every time you give a stamp a lick,
You are consuming 1/10 of a calorie some slick.

Professional cyclists pee while still going.
That is a contradicting showing.
Over 1000 birds die each year,
By smashing into windows I fear.

The whip was the first invention to break the sound barrier.
And the foreplay just got hairier.
But in Spain that is okay,
They have two dead dinos having sex on display.

You can't talk while inhaling through your nose.
Did you try it and strike a pose?
The world's old piece of gum,
Is 9000 years old, chum.

Your ribs move 5 million times a year.
Boy, they better not get out of gear.
Slugs have 4 noses.
All the better to smell the roses.

Owls are the only birds who can see blue.
I wonder how they found that clue.
Nolan Ryan was so great.
His jock strap fetched $25,000, mate.

Dr. Seuss's estate earns 5 million a year.
Damn, share some with my rhyming rear.
The world's largest book weighs 133 pounds.
I bet that just astounds.

A ten year old mattress weighs double what it did at the start.
Maybe because some take hump day to heart?
Each year more people are killed by teddy bears than grizzly bears.
I guess stuffed bears provide many scares.

One out of five people live off of $1 a day.
Damn, I'd be dead at my bay.
Chicken is one of the only things man eats,
Before it is born and after it is dead for treats.

Toto was paid $125 a week.
That pup can play some nice hide and seek.
And pigs can never look up into the sky,
I guess that is why humans want them to fly.

There you are, some fun facts at my bar. Did you know each one that the cat spun? You had to know at least two, as I used them before at my zoo. Have to keep you on your toes class with my ever so fact filled little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.