startthemachine:About to watch an hour-long YouTube...

startthemachine:

About to watch an hour-long YouTube walkthrough of Sega CD Jurassic Park in my ED-209 shirt, in case you were wondering whether or not I ate lunch alone in fourth grade.

I like the part in Jurassic Park for Sega CD where you have to honk the horn on the car to get the dinosaur to charge at it (the destruction of the car in the field is important for the continuation of the game) but you can’t do it too often or else she’ll notice you and charge at you instead, he said without having to Google a single fucking thing.