Fred Is Far From Dead (Part One)
See? He’s right here, but not for long. >:) If you haven’t read my previous post about Fred PLEASE do so by clicking on the above picture. You’ll get the scoop and be able to follow along. Who knows? You may have a chance to win something interesting at the end of Fred’s frolicking.
Now *insert me crying laughing here* as I had to wait until Honey left this morning. I’ve been dying. DYING since late yesterday afternoon when the package arrived. Really, I wanted so badly to take a picture and post it on facebook but I held myself back. *wipes tears* I’m glad I stuck to my guns. Really. This couldn’t have worked out better because Honey moved Fred this morning. What a stroke of luck! There is no way he’s going to miss this now, as I’m pretty sure the neighbors will see Fred’s new “stand-in” because Wowza! She’s a standout, isn’t she?
People. Meet Myrtie!
I thought after my post about the stripper pole she fit right in, and you know, Honey being a guy and all, he wasn’t likely to miss her, right? The card isn’t really on her I just rested it there so you can what she does for a living.
Here she is without the card.
And this next shot is just for Steve. Baby got some back don’t she? 
Hahahaha! Honey has to walk right by her when he comes home. I can’t wait! I’m dying to see what he does. *Insert me collecting my hilarity enough to finish this post here* (not really, but I’m trying.)
So now to hide Fred so he can rest up for his journey. I don’t mind telling you, once he saw the babe on the pole he didn’t want to leave. And once Myrtie got a load of all his concreteness EVERYWHERE she was no doubt ready to beg him to stay, but that would ruin all the fun.
Speaking of fun. I thought it would be awesome if we made this into a contest. I haven’t worked out all the details yet. But I’m thinking the prize should be the winner gets their very own Naught Dancin’ garden gnome. I was kind of thinking to include Honey somehow. After all, he’s the inspiration. I can let him do the final drawing from my subscribers list or something. *thinking* I’ll keep you guys posted on this once I bang out the details. The posts for this will always be Fred Is Far From Dead (Part whatever) okay? Oh, and make sure you’re on the subscriber’s list. All you have to do is leave a comment and tick the box underneath it to be included.
*Cracks knuckles and pops my brows at you* So where shall we begin…?
Riley
