Of Ants and Irritation

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Observe, my friends, the enemy. Oh, he may look cute, with his fuzzy little antenna and shiny little head. He's not. He's a bastard, and he has roughly 948,920,849,234 and a 1/2 siblings, all of whom have a single goal and purpose uniting them: to invade my home by any and all means necessary.

I've cleaned. I've vacuumed. I've gone through more bug spray in the last month than in the entirety of my life to this point. And still the...