Penelope's Pros and Cons of Heart Failure

I know this may seem somewhat callous, but honestly there is a silver lining for almost everything in our lives. Even heart failure. Following my August 3rd heart attack, I have come to the conclusion that there are pros and cons for even the most dire of medical emergencies.
Pros and Cons of Heart Failure by Penelope
1. Con= Threat of impending death.
2. Pro= You get a lot of beautiful flower bouquets.
3. Con= Threat of impending death.
4. Pro= Kick starts your weight loss program. I have lost...