An Open Letter to Waffles

Waffles, I hear you are going to BlogPaws with Glogirly. You need to be careful! There will be a very annoying human there and you need to watch out for her! She has long, dark hair and she likes to wear black a lot. Sadly, I know her quite well. In fact, I live with her. If you are not careful, she will put her hands all over you!

Look at what she does! She says she is trying to “arrange” me for a shot, but she really just wants to fondle me. Ewwww! You can tell I am not fooled. So if you see her, run, run away!

Aw well. At least she is your problem for a few days, and not mine.
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