10 things that could happen to you that would be worse than Pakistani players spot fixing in a test match

10.  Tony Grieg arrives at your door step.

"No need to grovel, I'll happily come in and spend all night chatting to you and your Asian bride".

9.  You could be giving birth to a child and ask for a an epidural and have Allan Border come in.

"If you can't hack it, let's get a tough Queenslander out here - get me Greg Ritchie".

8.  You could find yourself in a 7 hour press conference of a former great international as he battles rumours that he is gay.

"I'm not gay, not that there is anything wrong ...