NOM cordially invites 'advocated' to gather to defend marriage between 'husband and wide'

This is an official invite for the National Organization For Marriage's upcoming gala, which is to be held on the same day as their silly little march for marriage. Highlighting is my own:

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Well that's just rude, NOM! Eve might have eaten the apple, but there's no reason to make her feel guilty about her width!

Although to be fair, "husband and wide" is just as accurate as NOM's usual "protect marriage" language.

*And yes, I know I make typos. But I'd like to think I'd proof—and proof and...