Writing Update . . . The It's-Been-Forever Edition

It's been six months since I've posted a writing update. Although I've accomplished far too little in that time period, I have been plugging away at various things. Nevertheless, it's high time to try to reinvigorate my process by publicizing those minuscule accomplishments, generating the incentive that can only come from the mocking of my fellow writers.
Spec Submissions

I sent off my fifty-four-line sci-fi poem, "Outside the Clouds," to one of the few markets I could find for a fifty-four-l...