IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU MUST BE FRIGGIN' CLARK KENT!
Dear Ms. Feldberg:
WELCOME! Congrats on your new gig as editor of the Las Vegas Weekly!! Now that we know each other, let's dispense with the formalities . . . for the love of GOD!!! -- When are you gonna get rid of that abominable, impossible-to-read, blue (??) typeface now defiling the pages of your (our) beloved magazine?? After 8 weeks of straining to read the stuff, my eyeballs now resemble the snake-like orbs of Master Poe -- the sage Shaolin monk of "Kung Fu." Is this a plot to drive me insane?? The only way I can read a copy of the friggin' Weekly is to don a pair of 3-D goggles from an old "Vault of Horror" comic book. (The translucent, blue typeface appearing to float wraith-like before me.)
This IS a plot. First you get rid of Dickensheets, now you're messin' with our optic nerves! What's next? Josh Bell's movie reviews printed in the strange, alien hieroglyphs found at the Roswell crash site?? . . . Maybe the entire Arts & Entertainment section in Pig Latin?? What the hell is wrong with black type on white paper? It was good enough for Gutenberg! Unless you're planning on expanding circulation to the planet Krypton, please cut it out. Sincerely -- Quinn
WELCOME! Congrats on your new gig as editor of the Las Vegas Weekly!! Now that we know each other, let's dispense with the formalities . . . for the love of GOD!!! -- When are you gonna get rid of that abominable, impossible-to-read, blue (??) typeface now defiling the pages of your (our) beloved magazine?? After 8 weeks of straining to read the stuff, my eyeballs now resemble the snake-like orbs of Master Poe -- the sage Shaolin monk of "Kung Fu." Is this a plot to drive me insane?? The only way I can read a copy of the friggin' Weekly is to don a pair of 3-D goggles from an old "Vault of Horror" comic book. (The translucent, blue typeface appearing to float wraith-like before me.)
This IS a plot. First you get rid of Dickensheets, now you're messin' with our optic nerves! What's next? Josh Bell's movie reviews printed in the strange, alien hieroglyphs found at the Roswell crash site?? . . . Maybe the entire Arts & Entertainment section in Pig Latin?? What the hell is wrong with black type on white paper? It was good enough for Gutenberg! Unless you're planning on expanding circulation to the planet Krypton, please cut it out. Sincerely -- Quinn
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