This One Is Not About You

"Researchers also determined that 75% of lap dancers actually find you really attractive and funny." As it turns out, some of those young women really are putting themselves through college.

Fine young cannibals: we're all descended from creatures that ate human flesh.

Blockbuster about to file for bankruptcy. One billion dollars in late fees, folks. And these are the same people who had the balls to charge you for not rewinding the tape.

Living with the ghosts of Zane Grey. (Thanks to Tod...