The Red Badge of Stoopid

Not long ago, the deli in my grocery store put mayonnaise on the sandwich that I asked for with no mayonnaise.

Admittedly, the instructions I gave were vague.  I said, "Please, whatever you do, don't give me mayonnaise."

The next week they left the turkey off a turkey sandwich.  That's an item most turkey sandwiches include.

Yesterday, they topped even themselves.

They failed to make the sandwich entirely.

That's a weird thing about a sandwich order.  You need to remember the sandwich.

I now see...