Before I get started a couple of things for those of you ...

Before I get started a couple of things for those of you who have been worrying about the state of the garden and my recently nicked mountain bike, (I'm mainly thinking of you, Mrs A. Harries of Barton-Under-Needwood…does no one else read this blog?????). Firstly, yes, Mrs Harris, I did indeed venture back outside to tackle the leaves and collected over a six-hour period a staggering eighteen bags worth of leaf fall from my garden all of which is now lined up at the side of the house waiting ...