RED ALERT: Emergency in Alaska

has won the GOP nomiation for the United States Senate in Alaska. Looking at where the absentee ballots are coming from, etc., Murkowski is not going to be able to make it up. Sources close to Miller, Palin, and external media sources all seem to think Murkowski can't make up the difference.

But there is a problem.

The absentee ballots will not be counted for a week or so. Already there are rumors of "found" ballots. Murkowski is refusing to go away quietly, even allowing her...