Don't Read this Post if You're Trying to Lose Weight

Because if your trying to lose weight, you don't need to know that you can make a chocolate cake in about the same time as a commercial break. ("You see kids, when I was growing up, you had six whole minutes right in the middle of TV shows where they showed commercials." "No, you couldn't fast-forward through them because THERE WAS NO TIVO.")

With ingredients you probably already have.

It's a dangerous thing.

But I, your fearless blogger, took a bullet for you and made this for all the boys at t...