My unBucket List

Things NOT or will ever be in my bucket list. 
body waxingeating brainswearing denturesbody piercingsshave my head doing anything under waterriding a motorcycleplastic surgerygetting married againappearing on America's Got Talent or The Voice dancing on top of a tableskinny dipping 
I may add more things to this list as they come up. Do you have an un-bucket list?