Out of Control PDA From Bizarro Adults? Or Two People Who Are Just Really in...Love?

I haven't posted in a while because I've been on vacation and am now in my vacation mourning period, which may last for some time. Don't you think returning from vacation should involve some sort of decompression phase, like a slow ascent from deep waters to avoid the bends? You know, a few extra days "vacation" at home, time to adjust to the dog hair and the bored kids and the fact that you get so much junk mail?

Anyway, a dear colleague is leaving our company and last night I took him out...