Forgetting 1 geography lesson.

I realized the other day, that at least six of my friends have had affairs.

And they've all told me the same thing:

"I was not attacked by a naked, hott woman who fell out of the sky."

None of them were driving to work on an average Thursday, when suddenly, inexplicably they found themselves in the middle of an extramarital affair. Like a Lady Gaga video come to life, the roads were suddenly jam packed with hott ladies. It was borderline unavoidable when you think about it. It just sort of...