WTF Wednesday: Caption This

When I saw this photo of Angelina and her twins in Hungary on UsMagazine.com the first thing that popped into my head was, "Wow, Angelina looks hungry in Hungary." Hilarious AND totally out of the box, right?
Yeah.
Anyway, just when I thought I had the market cornered on clever celebrity captions, I read this comment from someone who goes by Name (creativity abounds!):
"dirty old liar, lying about your age, your 'children' - whom you adopted to create a charity and pay a lot less in taxes, you o...