Ursprünglich veröffentlicht auf Retcon Poet:
New York...
Ursprünglich veröffentlicht auf Retcon Poet:
New York City,
land of pretty ladies
and their Daddy issues.
A town
where suits make the man,
and the bit involves
parading around
as President.
DUDE- don’t kill the bar.
We love this bar, dude.
Let’s hit up the strip club!
But first-
a fake history lesson!
wait, no, was I an astronaut
that night or
from the future?
Refer to Bro Code number
148
A Bro never
listens to chick music.
No, wrong page.
Oh, here we go!
How to dump a chick in
six words or less:
Sorry. I threw out your shoes.
Ted Evelyn Mosby,
Why aren’t you wearing a suit?
There’s two hot girls outside.
They’re models from out West,
looking for careers,
we’re agents and yes,
our services are for sale.
It’s gonna be LEGEN-
(wait for it)
-forget it.
They’re over thirty.
Shudder, shot and bail.
